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My drinking game is called When I Have a Drink in My Hand, I Drink It. I drink the hell out of it. I show that drink who’s boss.
It is.
It is the boss of me.
P.S. Here are some of the rules for our drinking game, if you want to play along at home. All by yourself. Not that I’m judging.
- If Obama says “This will not be easy,” chug half your drink.
- If Obama says “Challenging times,” start a waterfall with a staff member of The Daily Caller. There will be one of us near the emcee.
- If Obama says “Bipartisan” or “Bipartisanship,” the back section of the bar yells “Yes,” while the front section yells “No.” Whichever side is louder should take a drink. Or take a drink after you lock arms with a person next to you (like a romantic toast).
- Every time the camera shows the Supreme Court justices not standing, take a drink and then recite your Miranda rights.
- If the camera shows Joe Wilson, yell “You lie” and then take a drink. If Joe Wilson yells “You lie,” finish everything in your glass.
I suggested that every time Obama says “Change,” everybody should throw all the coins in their pockets on the floor. Which would be awesome for me because I really need to do laundry. Tucker fired me on the spot. Do you know of any jobs?
P.S. “My own preference is to drink every time he says something that will obviously cost me money. If that seems like an invitation to alcohol poisoning, you could narrow it down slightly by drinking only when something will cost you money and make the economy worse at the same time.”
This is unbelievable. I am disappointed in “TDC” for this. It makes conservatives look just as ridiculous as the left. We are better than this.
Who’s “we,” kemo sabe?
I’m not sure why people have drinking games DURING Obama’s State of the Union. They should come AFTER.
It’s this kind of inane crap that makes Independents loathe both “parties.” Complete disrespect for each other that has driven this country to the brink of ethical and financial bankruptcy. No votes for either the “pubes” or the “demos” this year. Yea.
When he said that he was going to continue trying to stop each side from throwing accusations at each other I realized I must be completely wasted (that and the part where he said he’s only added 1 trillion to the debt). Seriously, the funniest State Of The Union in history.
Before we drink, and frankly we will all be loaded if we follow previous “drink” words…nice! Anyway, I was just reading leaks of tonight’s SOTU talking points and I wanted to ask everyone a serious question…before the drinking…..Is there any agency or person that would call in a psychiatric team at some point, or do we just accept a delusional President? Just asking……
It’s so cool that Chuck Todd and Savannah Guthrie mentioned the Caller, and “the game.”
I’m gonna be drunk tonight. But then again it’s a day of the week ending in “day” so it’s not all that surprising.
Thanks for the funny post–you have no idea how I needed it!